From Thorsten van Elten:

“Beautifully made wooden sheep with real soft, fluffy sheepskin. The sheep are strong enough to be used as stools.”

395 pounds and up

From Lush:

“Fancy a bit more fun in the shower? Reach into the fridge for a nice cool jelly and stroking the wobbly blob all over your body. (It has to be one of ours. Rowntrees’ jellies don’t work like this.) You can even put them in the freezer; they never freeze solid but, like vodka, they just get ever so much more interesting when chilled to below zero (and they last longer too). Use a slice of fragrant, frothing jelly all over your body; crush a chunk and wash your head with it. Nutritious seaweed gel conditions your skin and softens your hair. Use them in the bath for bubbles too: hours of endless amusement…”

Okay, this just makes me want to eat it.

2.30 pounds

From MonsterHoodies:

“Your worst fears come to life with this sleek Monster Hoodie! JAWS, take a back seat. Cruise around in this hoodie and show everyone how you survived the Shark Bite!”

$49

From Z-Chocolat:

“Diamonds are forged through heat and pressure to last forever – Eternelle is forged from love and passion to leave an everlasting impression. Squarely situated in a chic, hinged wooden box is the ultimate chocolate lovers’ treat, pure Venezuelan chocolate casing, wrought into a classic diamond shape, containing a rich, traditional praline center originating from Piedmont Hazelnuts with ½ pound of praline & dark chocolate bliss. The box is finished with a stylish diamond etched brass plate, making it the perfect memento. Adding to its timeless impact, you may also adorn the box with your personal message, enduringly carved into a brass plate.”

$150.00 plus

From Etsy:

Will arrive in a turquoise and chocolate jewelry box held together by a sweet silver bow

$20.00+

From Japan Trendshop:

“The Umine Projecter Healing Theater from Takara Tomy projects beautiful and relaxing images on your ceiling that recreate the feeling of being underwater and looking up into the light. Rotating and subtly color changing from blue to green and the combinations between, Umine is also a speaker for your iPod or other audio player! For off-ceiling use, it doubles as cool lamp simply by popping on the top and viewing the projection on the dome.”

$99

From ASOSMAN:

A neat watch that looks like a cassette.

Price: something in pounds.

From Supermarket:

“Based on the idea that melamine plates can have personalities too, the artist calls this set of four, The Middletons and names each individually – Doug, Janet, Claire & Perry. Take a good look at the family and discover the subtleties in the hues and textures of their overall character. Let them into your home and get to know them.
Product details

Full color, 4 × 10 inch melamine plates. Plates are dishwasher safe, not microwave safe. Design by Marco Cibola”

$40.00

From Grateful Palate:

I’ll be honest, I haven’t tried it, but I want to.

$33

From Unica Home:

“this multi-sensory candle is an indulgence so completely unique, only personal experience can truly illustrate the modern appeal and innovative functionality of the chandel.

the patent-pending ecowood wicks will tantalize you with their soft crackling sound. the richly infused botanical wax burns cleaner and provides enduring illumination. the chandel has been designed for human pleasure from start to finish. you’ll be enraptured by the sensuality of sight, sound and scent.

dayna decker is a style visionary and trendsetting innovator, her ingenious eye for seductive luxury was developed through years of international travel as a ford model.

indulge yourself in the splendor of simplicity, sensation, style and serenity.”

$54