From DesignShopUK:

Made completely from lacquered metal, this clock lets you decide how far you want time to fly away!

Some amount of poundy things

From Novelty Pens:

“Totally Cool Designs… Easily Refillable with
Pilot-Styled Ink (unless otherwise stated)!!!! MOST ARE HAND SPRAYED-PAINTED FINISH - REUSEABLE OVER AND OVER!!! Freak Out Your Friends, Family & Co-Workers! ——- EXTREMELY HARD TO FIND ——- *** PURCHASE PLENTY BECAUSE THEY WILL BE STOLEN *** These COOL pens will make heads turn in disbelief… GUARANTEED!”

From See Jane Work:

“Bring your pet to work.

Cat and Dog Staple Free Staplers don’t scratch, beg or go nutty on the delivery driver. They do however attach up to four sheets of paper without staples.

Just slide your documents in, press down and the Staple Free Stapler punches through to form a tiny tab that holds the sheets together.

Lightweight and portable, the Staple Free Stapler is great for home, office and school.”

9.00

From Artledebev:

” Includes: bit, byte, kilobyte, megabyte, gigabyte and terabyte figures.”

$33

From Grand Illusions:

“A stainless steel pen, 8cm long. However when you unscrew the top, the ‘nib’ is a solid piece of metal. There is no ink, yet this pen will write on virtually any type of paper.”
$28.99

From Wrapables:

“Martial arts has been a very important part of the Chinese culture for thousands of years, and is still a major exercise to enhance the “chi” that flows within the body. “Chi” is the belief of “balance of energy,” and is demonstrated by an assortment of Chinese sculptures displaying a distinctive force and power of traditional Chinese Martial Arts. This Kung Fu Kids Tape Dispenser is a must-have for your office or den. Also consider the other Kung Fu Kids series of products.”

$43

From Discovery Channel:

“Create an oasis of calm with aromatherapy mist, kaleidoscopic colors and soft white noise.

• Soft mist humidifies the air
• Essential oils can be added for aromatherapy benefits
• Color-changing display is soothing and beautiful
• Safe, ultrasonic sound pulsates soft white noise
• Masks distracting noises for a calm environment
• Uses tap water
• No chemicals or heat needed
• Care instructions: Wash with mild detergent, rinse thoroughly in warm water
• 3-month manufacturer’s warranty

Create a soothing environment with this magical combination of sensory experiences. Mist is cool and moist on the skin; aromatherapy awakens the sense of smell; the colors are a visual feast; and, the soft white noise recreates the sound of peace.”

$19.95

From Spoon Sisters:

“A lovely gift for the woman who has everything, pencils adorned with Swarovski crystals. These beautiful pencils are colored by hand with vegetable dyes that permeate the entire pencil; when sharpened, the ends maintain the dark stain, never showing the natural color of the wood. Sold as a set of five — each with a different color crystal.”

$15.95

From Rare Device:

“These colorful wall graphics are part of the Vynil line by a French publishing house called Domestic. Domestic works with well-known designers to produce products that allow the consumer to contribute to the design. In this case, giant flower pods cut out of removable adhesive vinyl can be grouped or scattered around a room, based on your whim.”

$115

I find this little guy from Moxie very appealing. He’s useful, yet.. weird. And a hippo, in case you didn’t notice.

$10.95