From DesignShopUK:

Made completely from lacquered metal, this clock lets you decide how far you want time to fly away!

Some amount of poundy things

From Shop.com:

“For the Star Wars® fanatic, there is no other poker set — with its chrome Death Star® dealer button and colorful chips, illustrated by Russell Walks: 100 blue (50 Luke Skywalker®, 50 Obi-Wan Kenobi®); 50 green (Yoda®); and 50 red (Darth Vader®).

The chips are translucent and glow brightly — like Lightsaber® blades — when stacked in the black metallic caddy. No less than 72 LEDs provide the illumination. Includes two casino-quality card decks in custom foil boxes. Case measures 21″ x 7″ x 2.5″; weighs 8 lbs. Lights run on 4 AA batteries (included). 90-day warranty.”

$149.95

From Gadgets.co.uk:

“These Salt and Pepper shakers are definitely something different. Pick them up, turn them whatever way and shake them, and….. nothing…. Bend then shake them however, and the Salt or Pepper will be sprinkled from the gaps that will have appeared between the coils. Once you are finished the shaker will return to it’s original form.

Designed to look like a hex-head-bolt and a countersunk head bolt these innovative devices bring a new dimension to your salt and pepper.”

20 pounds, whatever that translates to.

From ThirstyLight’s site:

“The Thirsty Light is an intuitive digital plant moisture sensor that blinks an LED to alert the user when it is time to water a potted plant.”

$9.95

From See Jane Work:

“Bring your pet to work.

Cat and Dog Staple Free Staplers don’t scratch, beg or go nutty on the delivery driver. They do however attach up to four sheets of paper without staples.

Just slide your documents in, press down and the Staple Free Stapler punches through to form a tiny tab that holds the sheets together.

Lightweight and portable, the Staple Free Stapler is great for home, office and school.”

9.00

From Sharper Image:

“Add some flair to your forecast with this impressive weather station.

• The acrylic block displays three 3D icons — laser-engraved in crystal — that light up in color to represent sunny, rainy or cloudy skies.
• The radio-controlled U.S. Atomic clock in the base switches to a temperature readout with a wave of your hand.
• Easy-to-read animated display of time and indoor temperature with bright LED backlight.”

$99.95

From Singulier:

“Tvbeeboo is a screen accessory, an optical filter which reduce the color’s definition of the pictures from television. Apply by suction on the shield’sTV, it transform it to a ambience light.

The tvbeeboo transform:

-The TV to an ambience light
-The TV ’s pictures to an abstract and animated painting

With Tvbeeboo, we discover the picture reduce to a definition very small, between 30 and 100 pixels, it happen an lighting effect, very pleasant. You can simply to play with pure color. And this color calm our brain the color languages.

45.00 Euro

From Cool Tool:

“Powerisers are a real trip to use. They’re like walking on the moon everywhere you go. I can run/jump faster and higher than ever before. Some of the more ambitious users are out there doing flips and the like. Once I put these on I was up walking around right away. They are a lot more intuitive than you might imagine, but some people that have tried them don’t ‘get it’ right away and fall over. The hardest thing to do is to stand still, but if you keep walking it’ll seem intuitive. You can run and take very large strides in them once you get the hang of it. You can also jump very high and long.”

$400

From Target:

” • Toaster with 6 design plates
• Creates these patterns on your toast: double hearts, “LUV U,” flower, snowflake, cake and smiley face
• 12 toasting levels, reheat and frozen
• Slide-out crumb tray”

$34.99

From Grand Illusions:

“A stainless steel pen, 8cm long. However when you unscrew the top, the ‘nib’ is a solid piece of metal. There is no ink, yet this pen will write on virtually any type of paper.”
$28.99