From Sovereign Beck:

Some people think this tie is creepy. For some reason, I dig it. It’s definately a conversation starter.

$90

From Elsewheres:

“The best gifts come in small packages! These ceramic EGGLINGS look and feel just like real eggs. Just crack one open, add water, and you’ve created a springtime oasis for your desk or window (even if it’s winter outside). Each comes with a terra cotta tray and seed pack. Growing is EASY — plants thrive for months in their shell and can be replanted in soil. Sold individually. ”

$9.50

From Reactee:

You can text to these shirts. Customizable messages.

From Matter:

$10.00

From J!NX:

World of Warcraft Level ?? Humanoid T-Shirt

Send a message to the noobs around you: You’re not someone to mess with. Want a piece of me? Yeah right! You and what raid?

$17.99-19.99

From Generate:
“Straightforward, fun design! Fill it up with cold water and watch it turn bright blue. “

$29.00

From Shop.com:

“Light up the night with this amazing wax candle reproduction of the prized water lily. Purple flower looks like it was picked right out of the rainforest. Delicately crafted and exotically striking. Comes in a handmade paper box perfect for gift giving.It also floats!”

$48.00

From Delight:

-    Includes 1 oversized “putter” spatula, 1 pair of tongs, 1 oversized grilling fork all with genuine golf grip
-    Also includes 1 pair of golf ball salt and pepper shakers
-    Tools are heavy, large and extremely sturdy
-    Dishwasher safe

$36.50

From Chocolate Dispatch:

“ABChocolates.com has developed a truly unique form of communication that brings back the style, panache, and personal touch of bygone days with the convenience and speed of the Internet. By combining colorful, stylized, designs of vintage messages with everyone’s favorite indulgence, pure chocolate, we offer the ultimate form of personalized communication . .”

$32-40